MY monayy is def on Snooki....cause angelina is a dirty whoree :)
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Angelina Vs, Snooki!!! JERSEY SHOREE
Whos gonna come out on top bitches???
MY monayy is def on Snooki....cause angelina is a dirty whoree :)
MY monayy is def on Snooki....cause angelina is a dirty whoree :)
Thirsty Thursdayyyyy :)
I better see all you crazy mutha fuckas at the bars tonight!!! :) lets get wildddddddddd
KOK
KOK
IU BUS DRIVERS!!
Why are all the IU bus drivers:
A. Fucking Old and Cenial
B. Stupid as fuck
C. The worst drivers known to mankind.....besides the asian population on our campus!
BEWARE OF THE BUSES!!! THEY WILL HIT YOU!
A. Fucking Old and Cenial
B. Stupid as fuck
C. The worst drivers known to mankind.....besides the asian population on our campus!
BEWARE OF THE BUSES!!! THEY WILL HIT YOU!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Jason Mraz: Coming to INDY :)
When Sep 30, 2010 7:30 pm (Thursday)
Halloween is right around the corner!!
If your a girl and you look like this....please refrain from coming out on Halloween night!! SPARE US ALL :)
If your a man and you look like this...PLease take the same advice!!! LOL
The rest of you: KEEP IT SLUTTY AS POSSIBLE :)
The rest of you: KEEP IT SLUTTY AS POSSIBLE :)
When did Josh Sasser become such a badass??
According to this dude....Im fat?? and he could beat my ass??!!
Well good thing you'll have your chance this weekend Mr. Sassypants :)
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
GLEE....Its Britney Bitch!!
The Britney Spears episode of Glee was one for the record books! Not only were the songs amazing, but Britney looks gorgeous as ever :)
Also Brittany from Glee showed just how funny she can be with non-stop jokes and one liners the whole night. KEEP IT UP GIRL :) and who knew she could dance like that??
JAPANEEE!!! :)
Who were the 7 girls at japanee tonight.??? These girls def might be the wildest bunch to hit IU in a long time! Not to mention...theyre all FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!
Keep it classy ladies :)
WE GONN FIND YOU!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/bed-intruder-song/id386478006 Antoine's shirts: http://www.districtlines.com/Antoine-Dodson After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saves his sister from an attack, he sings an important message both to his community and to the attac
MONAYYYYY!!!!
So its official my parents are going crazy!! About a month ago I got a drinking ticket!! FML right?? I mean sure everyone has shit like that happen to them at some point in their life but it was the last thing i needed at the time!
So the ticket was like 400 dollars...but the best part of the story is that one of the officers is totally GAY, and my facebook friend. I know he noticed me too ;) I mean come on man....I'm sure we could have worked something out so i wouldn't have had to get that ticket, i was totally willing to let him take me out on a date...but NOT NOW!! LOL.
So then i get a call from my parents that they received an 80 dollar parking ticket in the mail, that i supposedly never payed?? I mean i don't even remember the ticket. But that ticket was def the last thing my parents needed to be getting in the mail after the drinking ticket!!
This is the straw that broke the camels back...So this past weekend my car gets towed within a 4 hr period that I wasnt near it :( So after calling around to all the tow places in town....I find my truck, too bad it costs me a damn 130 dollars to get it out of the yard!!
I mean i guess this wouldn't all really be that bad if I had a job, but seeing as my parents support me...YA MY LIFE SUCKS!!!!
So the ticket was like 400 dollars...but the best part of the story is that one of the officers is totally GAY, and my facebook friend. I know he noticed me too ;) I mean come on man....I'm sure we could have worked something out so i wouldn't have had to get that ticket, i was totally willing to let him take me out on a date...but NOT NOW!! LOL.
So then i get a call from my parents that they received an 80 dollar parking ticket in the mail, that i supposedly never payed?? I mean i don't even remember the ticket. But that ticket was def the last thing my parents needed to be getting in the mail after the drinking ticket!!
This is the straw that broke the camels back...So this past weekend my car gets towed within a 4 hr period that I wasnt near it :( So after calling around to all the tow places in town....I find my truck, too bad it costs me a damn 130 dollars to get it out of the yard!!
I mean i guess this wouldn't all really be that bad if I had a job, but seeing as my parents support me...YA MY LIFE SUCKS!!!!
10 ways to know your Boyfriends GAY :)
10. The Bathroom Rituals
Pay attention to his grooming habits. Notice how he meticulously does his hair. Try to find out how he chose the grooming products he owns. An average guy doesn't care about what brand or what type of products he uses. Is he particularly interested in top designer shoes and other accessories? Another warning sign is the time he spends inside the bathroom. If he takes longer than you do, that may be a sign that he's batting for the other team.
9. The Diva Fanaticism
People always consider gay guys to be fans of many divas. If your boyfriend likes listening to divas such as Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Barbra Streisand and (God forbid) Cher, then he might be one flaming gay man. Have you ever seen yourboyfriend listening to any of these divas' records? Or worse, have you ever heard him singing any of their songs? And if he indeed sings their songs, does he do it in falsetto? If your answer is yes, then that could be a sign.
8. The Beauty Pageant Obsession
For some reason, gay guys love watching beauty pageants, as far as stereotypes are concerned. These events are a celebration of beauty and glamor that many gay people really value. Of course, yourboyfriend won't let his fascination with beauty pageants be known, but if you really want to know, here's a quick tip. While talking about another topic, ask this question out of the blue: "Oh by the way, who was the 1999 Miss Universe?" If he is able to give you an answer, be scared. Be very scared. Gay people often also love awards shows such as the Oscars, the Golden Globes, the Emmys, the Grammys and many others.
7. The Shifty Eyes
Another excellent way to know if your boyfriend is gay is by simply observing his eyes. Yep, it's all in the eyes. The next time you two are walking in a mall or around a local park with numerous people, notice how his eyes move. Some gay people let their eyes wander and jump from one guy to another. Notice how he shifts his vision when a hot man passes by. If his eyes are shifty when he is around men, he might be gay.
6. The Urinal Dilemma
A closeted gay man also feels uncomfortable and uneasy around straight guy friends as he tries hard not to show his concealed sexuality. In a public men's room, a closeted gay man is also uncomfortable using any empty urinal when other straight men are using the ones near his. Often, instead of using the urinals, he would go inside a cubicle and just pee into the toilet bowl.
5. The Oprah Quotes
Gay men, whether out or closeted, are inspired by many gay people who have proven their worth in history. There is just pure pride and sense of accomplishment that many gay guys feel when someone gay is able to achieve something. This can be evident in his in-depth knowledge about these things. Can he last even five minutes without quoting Oscar Wilde? Does he keep on stressing out that Alexander the Great was gay and that he was in love with his best friend? Does he always talk about how Oprah did something amazing? Okay, Oprah is not gay, but many gay people love her.
4. The X-Men Factor
Do you play video games with your boyfriend? If so, you'll be glad that there is also a way of knowing if he is guy just by looking at his character choices. Many gay men would pick a female character in a game with a versus mode. For example, in X-Men, Storm is a gay man's favorite. It has not been proven whether there is a psychological explanation for this, but it is a trend. If yourboyfriend chooses a male character, it doesn't mean that you're safe. Cyclops is also often a gay man's pick because, well, he is extremely hot. And he abhors Jean Grey for that.
3. The Fashion Compliments
Your boyfriend might be gay if he gives you too many compliments in a very unmanly way. For example, instead of saying "You look beautiful," he'll say, "I like the way your top matches your tanned skin, and oh, your boots are so fetch." If you hear that from yourboyfriend, don't feel glad. You might just have a gay partner.
2. The Downright Gay-bashing
Gay people hiding inside the closet are usually very vocal about their distaste and hatred for gay men. While it seems a little counterintuitive, there is a reason why they do it. Because they don't want to be caught or be suspected that they are gay, they would cover their true identity by blatantly expressing their rage against gay men. They also tend to overdo this; thus, they become harsh gay-bashers. If yourboyfriend is like that, then he might be gay. As one adage goes, the greatest homophobe is homosexual.
1. The Hot Guys on his MySpace
Check out his MySpace page. One of the most definitive signs that your boyfriend is gay is that there are some male strangers in his MySpace list of friends or contacts. If you have never seen these men or you don't know whether they are yourboyfriend 's friends in person, they might just have had their communication online. An average straight guy won't view a profile of a man he doesn't know personally, much less add him to his list of contacts. It's not just MySpace; browse through his Facebook or Friendster page and see if you can find some. Or worse, research and try to find out if he has accounts in gay networking sites. You can also check your browser's history to see if he has visited any gay adult sites on the web.
The truth is, you don't need all these signs to know whether your partner is gay or not. What you should do is sit down and talk to him about it. Make him feel that it is all right and that you understand. Finding out if your boyfriend is gay needs a little observation and a lot of honesty.
From: http://www.squidoo.com/top-ten-signs-your-boyfriend-is-gay
Monday, September 27, 2010
Welcome to My Life...
So here it goes guys :) My name is Jordan Arnold and I go to IU. Ive always wanted to find a way to share all the crazy shit that happens in my life and I decided, "why not start a blog" ? I mean what better way to give people a look into the crazy things that happen to me everyday, then to put it all online for the world to see!
I wanna keep this first post nice and simple, but trust me when I tell you that starting tomorrow the juicy stuff will def be coming your way :)
Before I go though, check out these girls!! I saw them on Keeping up with the Kardashians last night and I've been jamming out to this song all day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-Uzeu2cvg
I wanna keep this first post nice and simple, but trust me when I tell you that starting tomorrow the juicy stuff will def be coming your way :)
Before I go though, check out these girls!! I saw them on Keeping up with the Kardashians last night and I've been jamming out to this song all day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-Uzeu2cvg
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